Forget all the conspiracy theories you ever read. The answers in life we’ve all been looking for have been provided by Ching-a-ling (equipped with much ding-a-ling, knock on the door, he’s on the scene of things). Chingy–the same man who brought us such hits as “Holidae Inn” and “Right Thurr” took to social media to get some important information out to us regular folk.

Some of the information Chingy shared is the normal Illuminati conspiracy theories you’ve accidentally ended up watching while trying to see Kanye West, Jay-Z, or Rihanna videos on YouTube. But most is new (to me at least) and pretty out of this world. Like did you know that our god is European? Yep, Ching-a-ling taught me. The proof? Ovaries resemble a ram’s head, and a ram’s head in the bible represents the head of the zodiac. Is your mind blown yet?

See all of Chingy‘s conspiracy theories, and try to piece together how Tupac Shakur, President Obama, and George W. Bush, play a part below.

Who can say they got these special documents of 2pacs? I kno I can. Who is lucky enough to have his Beverly Hills note paper with his album on their. They changed it to "All eyes on me", but it was originally "When I get free". An then his album an note b

Who can say they got these special documents of 2pacs? I kno I can. Who is lucky enough to have his Beverly Hills note paper with his album on their. They changed it to “All eyes on me”, but it was originally “When I get free”. An then his album an note b

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Anybody see any resemblance to and kemetian head and 2Pacs? This should spark your inner intelligence to some very important questions. #FulldekkFullosiphy

Anybody see any resemblance to and kemetian head and 2Pacs? This should spark your inner intelligence to some very important questions. #FulldekkFullosiphy

Top; ovaries. In your bible Aries or Abraham, the Ram head, it also represents the head of the zodiac. Bottom; the Ram head. Don't believe me go research for your self. #WakeUpPeople. Your God is European. Well he wants to be god but don't have the #Melan

Top; ovaries. In your bible Aries or Abraham, the Ram head, it also represents the head of the zodiac. Bottom; the Ram head. Don’t believe me go research for your self. #WakeUpPeople. Your God is European. Well he wants to be god but don’t have the #Melan

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Currency is jus what is means: (energy flowing) in matter. You wonder why the pyramid and eye in it are on the dollar bill. It's simple, jus get out of your #IGNORANCE - ignoring what's thurr for you to innerstand and start dealing with #OVERSTANDING - th

Currency is jus what is means: (energy flowing) in matter. You wonder why the pyramid and eye in it are on the dollar bill. It’s simple, jus get out of your #IGNORANCE – ignoring what’s thurr for you to innerstand and start dealing with #OVERSTANDING – th

Don't be surprise. They are related as cousins. But what's really the difference between the two? And don't say color cause that's racism. Nothing is different, but lighter an darker shades of the same agenda. Good or bad, our interest is not at hand real

Don’t be surprise. They are related as cousins. But what’s really the difference between the two? And don’t say color cause that’s racism. Nothing is different, but lighter an darker shades of the same agenda. Good or bad, our interest is not at hand real

Maybe some of this was written and uploaded after he busted in and took that Henny bottle to the face.

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