Kanye West’s New Poem About McDonalds’ Addicting Fries Is Mind Blowing

Many believe Kanye West is brilliant and some folks even call him a genius. He’s broken barriers in the music industry and proved he’s one of the greatest of all time. Because of that he’s inspired a generation of artists, artists like Frank Ocean, who he worked with on Blonde (Boys Don’t Cry). Frank Ocean released the album in Kanye West fashion with a magazine you could only get at pop up stores. If you bought the album, you got the magazine for free. But the magazine alone is worth all your money, thanks to Kanye West’s mind blowing poetry.

Included in Frank Ocean’s Boys Don’t Cry magazine is Kanye West’s latest piece of art, a full-blown poem about the “McDonalds Man”. The McDonalds Man is likely a metaphor for something greater of course, but it’s a funny read nonetheless. Why? Because I personally have no clue what Kanye could be talking about. I’m either not a genius, or not on cocaine. At one point while trying to figure out what this could really mean, I got so confused and realized that Kanye might even really just be talking about them fries. We all know they’re bad for us, but damn they’re delicious. With that being said, Kanye took his McDonalds fry addiction to a whole new level.


Read Kanye’s brilliant Mcdonalds Man poem in full below.

McDonalds Man by Kanye West

McDonalds Man
McDonalds Man
The french fries had a plan
The french fries had a plan
The salad bar and the ketchup made a band
Cus the french fries had a plan
The french fries had a plan

McDonalds Man
I know them french fries have a plan
I know them french fries have a plan
The cheeseburger and the shakes formed a band
To overthrow the french fries plan
I always knew them french fries was evil man
Smelling all good and shit
I don’t trust no food that smells that good man
I don’t trust it
I just can’t

McDonalds Man
McDonalds Man
McDonalds, damn
Them french fries look good tho
I knew the Diet Coke was jealous of the fries
I knew the McNuggets was jealous of the fries
Even the world was jealous of the fries
I could see it through his artificial meat eyes
And he only be there some of the time
Everybody was jealous of them french fries
Except for that one special guy
That smooth apple pie

Update: McDonalds responds to Kanye’s poem.