Lil Kim has announced a new tour she is going on to try and resurrect her career which she dubs the “Return Of The Queen Tour”. The tour will have eleven dates throughout May and June. At this point in time, wouldn’t it be better to just create a hologram of 90’s Lil Kim? I mean, this “press photo” above features a woman with so much plastic surgery and Photoshop blur tool she don’t even look recognizable as Lil Kim. In fact, they could change her skin tone a few levels and I’d believe this was a legit photo of Joan Rivers with a wig on, which I doubt any Hip Hop listener would pay to see perform Kim’s classics.  Anyway, if you’re interested in seeing Joan Rivers Lil Kim live, continue reading for the tour dates and locations.

May 11 – Austin, TX – Emo’s
May 13 – Pensacola, FL – Vinyl Music Hall
May 18 – Bronx, NY – Paradise Theater
May 19 – Albany, NY – Northern Lights
May 20 – Philadelphia, PA – Club ONYX
May 22 – Burlington, VT – Higher Ground
May 25 – Markham, IL – Adrianna’s Night Club
May 27 – Milwaukee, WI – Riverside Theatre
June 1 – Cincinnati, OH – Bogart’s
June 11 – San Francisco, CA – Mezzanine
June 13 – West Hollywood, CA – Key Club

What happened to this Kim?