The always entertaining Riff Raff took the liberty of giving us some fashion wisdom on the MTV VMA red carpet. After the reporter tells him how much she loves his shoes he tells her, in his southern drawl, that she can’t have them and that the “seat’s taken.” He goes on to explain how he conceptualized his look for the award show and what’s most important when deciding what to wear to such a prestigious event.

Sidenote: An appearance from Martha Stewart would probably have been welcomed on Sunday night.